Thursday, December 12, 2013

el meu 32 temporada

It's the season premiere of the 32nd season of The Pablo Show. After a 31st season that saw travels to United States, Greece, Portugal and France (plus in-country travels to Barcelona twice, Tarragona, Burgos, Palencia, Ronda, Granada, Sevilla, Huelva, and Cantabria) and a move to the Basque Country capital cosmpolitan centre Bilbao, we're more than excited for the 32nd season. We set down recently with the headwriter to find out what's in store.

EWEspaña: Zorionak 32 eh we're not even trying Basque. Enhorabona de temporada 32! Molt bé fet!

Headwriter: Moltes gràcies!

EWE: Season 31 was mostly a success. Although we were sad to see Pablo leave his job due to the inability of Madrid to have competentant laws that would permit him to continue at the school, we were more than excited to see him leave that horrible city full of rubbish and relaxing cafés con leche to uncharted territory. The Basque Country. Now we are wondering...is Bilbao in Spain?

Headwriter: I cannot answer that question because of the viewers that would boycott us if we say yes or say no. It's as Spanish as Catalunya. Let's just leave it at that!

EWE: Sorry for asking! We were expecting Barcelona, but you never cease to surprise us! We also want to congratulate Pablo for finishing his second novel and picking up the third again. Any plans for publishing?

HW: One of the things we would like to do this season is work toward publishing the first and perhaps the second novel while continuing work on the third. The research is more or less done. Now it's to finish writing it. And find a publisher. Perhaps self-publishing is on the way.

EWE: Every year we ask, when is Pablo going to get a boyfriend? We had a fling that called P. fat and criticized him for pretty much everything, and then an unrequieted crush that ended in disaster. We're glad to see him back out there, but we wonder...when exactly will we be able to see him in a stable relationship?

HW: We're actually in the process of casting that right now. Contract negotions are going well, but we don't want to jinx anything until the t's are crossed and the i's are dotted and the "n's" have a tilde.

EWE: Sounds VERY intruiging. Will you shoot on location this year?

HW: Do they speak Basque in Bilbao? Wait...is the new Pope Catholic? Of course! Spoiler alert: Semana Santa in IRELAND. We are also trying to work out location shoots in Jaca, Barcelona, Valencia, Ibiza, Portugal again, Italia again and our dream is Morocco and Tenerife. So much money matters to work out.

EWE: Although Pablo misses the classroom and his former students, even the brats, he seems to be quite content in the conversation classes and the private lessons he gives. Any other career changes?

HW: I think one of our future storylines will find P. looking more into going back to his journalistic side and starting a travel blog and going that route. I also wouldn't rule out the possiblity of graduate school.

EWE: Very interesting. What about that new Mariah album he was planning on buying?

HW: Blame Island Def Jam and Beyonce's voodoo doll.

EWE: Sport is becoming more and more important in P's life. I hear a rumour he's joining a new gym.

HW: That's right! We have the money to change sets for the gym, and we are looking at going back to Body Pump in addition to a regular Body Combat schedule in the new gym set. Maybe Yoga.

EWE: One of the storylines we've loved this season is that P. finally seems to be getting anxiety and depression monsters (aka Beyonce) under control.

HW: This will be a lifelong process we fear, but things are going much better now than in the past. We also are going to finally tackle the coming out process this season.

EWE: Sounds interesting. Well, we wish you the best. One last thing. I heard P. will finally destroy Sookie Stackhouse next summer. Any chance of this rumour being true?

HW: We're crossing our fingers HBO returns our calls about this very important matter.

EWE: Thank you. Eskerrik asko. Moltes gràcies. Grazie mille. Graças. Obrigado. Muchas gracias.

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